(Source: fotos-e-fatos, via safeguards)

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turquoisedreamers:

relahvant:

asktheteamofscientists:

hobgoblinhero:

danadies:

yes-master-thank-you-master:

The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.

Jizz and jet

shoot and scoot

blow your load and hit the road

bust ya nut and off ya strut

skeet and scatter

awwww-cute:

Found this little guy outside of a Mexican restaurant last night. His name is Queso

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